diff --git a/lib/puppet/util/monkey_patches.rb b/lib/puppet/util/monkey_patches.rb
index 010e9b1d3..6c1012d5c 100644
--- a/lib/puppet/util/monkey_patches.rb
+++ b/lib/puppet/util/monkey_patches.rb
@@ -1,172 +1,155 @@
 
 unless defined? JRUBY_VERSION
   Process.maxgroups = 1024
 end
 
 module RDoc
   def self.caller(skip=nil)
     in_gem_wrapper = false
     Kernel.caller.reject { |call|
       in_gem_wrapper ||= call =~ /#{Regexp.escape $0}:\d+:in `load'/
     }
   end
 end
 
 
 require "yaml"
 require "puppet/util/zaml.rb"
 
 class Symbol
   def to_zaml(z)
     z.emit("!ruby/sym ")
     to_s.to_zaml(z)
   end
   def <=> (other)
     self.to_s <=> other.to_s
   end
 end
 
 [Object, Exception, Integer, Struct, Date, Time, Range, Regexp, Hash, Array, Float, String, FalseClass, TrueClass, Symbol, NilClass, Class].each { |cls|
   cls.class_eval do
     def to_yaml(ignored=nil)
       ZAML.dump(self)
     end
   end
 }
 
 def YAML.dump(*args)
   ZAML.dump(*args)
 end
 
 #
 # Workaround for bug in MRI 1.8.7, see
 #     http://redmine.ruby-lang.org/issues/show/2708
 # for details
 #
 if RUBY_VERSION == '1.8.7'
   class NilClass
     def closed?
       true
     end
   end
 end
 
 class Object
   # ActiveSupport 2.3.x mixes in a dangerous method
   # that can cause rspec to fork bomb
   # and other strange things like that.
   def daemonize
     raise NotImplementedError, "Kernel.daemonize is too dangerous, please don't try to use it."
   end
-
-  # The following code allows callers to make assertions that are only
-  # checked when the environment variable PUPPET_ENABLE_ASSERTIONS is
-  # set to a non-empty string.  For example:
-  #
-  #   assert_that { condition }
-  #   assert_that(message) { condition }
-  if ENV["PUPPET_ENABLE_ASSERTIONS"].to_s != ''
-    def assert_that(message = nil)
-      unless yield
-        raise Exception.new("Assertion failure: #{message}")
-      end
-    end
-  else
-    def assert_that(message = nil)
-    end
-  end
 end
 
 # Workaround for yaml_initialize, which isn't supported before Ruby
 # 1.8.3.
 if RUBY_VERSION == '1.8.1' || RUBY_VERSION == '1.8.2'
   YAML.add_ruby_type( /^object/ ) { |tag, val|
     type, obj_class = YAML.read_type_class( tag, Object )
     r = YAML.object_maker( obj_class, val )
     if r.respond_to? :yaml_initialize
       r.instance_eval { instance_variables.each { |name| remove_instance_variable name } }
       r.yaml_initialize(tag, val)
     end
     r
   }
 end
 
 class Array
   # Ruby < 1.8.7 doesn't have this method but we use it in tests
   def combination(num)
     return [] if num < 0 || num > size
     return [[]] if num == 0
     return map{|e| [e] } if num == 1
     tmp = self.dup
     self[0, size - (num - 1)].inject([]) do |ret, e|
       tmp.shift
       ret += tmp.combination(num - 1).map{|a| a.unshift(e) }
     end
   end unless method_defined? :combination
 
   alias :count :length unless method_defined? :count
 end
 
 
 class Symbol
   def to_proc
     Proc.new { |*args| args.shift.__send__(self, *args) }
   end unless method_defined? :to_proc
 end
 
 
 class String
   def lines(separator = $/)
     lines = split(separator)
     block_given? and lines.each {|line| yield line }
     lines
   end
 end
 
 class IO
   def lines(separator = $/)
     lines = split(separator)
     block_given? and lines.each {|line| yield line }
     lines
   end
 
   def self.binread(name, length = nil, offset = 0)
     File.open(name, 'rb') do |f|
       f.seek(offset) if offset > 0
       f.read(length)
     end
   end unless singleton_methods.include?(:binread)
 
   def self.binwrite(name, string, offset = 0)
     File.open(name, 'wb') do |f|
       f.write(offset > 0 ? string[offset..-1] : string)
     end
   end unless singleton_methods.include?(:binwrite)
 
 end
 
 class Range
   def intersection(other)
     raise ArgumentError, 'value must be a Range' unless other.kind_of?(Range)
     return unless other === self.first || self === other.first
 
     start = [self.first, other.first].max
     if self.exclude_end? && self.last <= other.last
       start ... self.last
     elsif other.exclude_end? && self.last >= other.last
       start ... other.last
     else
       start .. [ self.last, other.last ].min
     end
   end unless method_defined? :intersection
 
   alias_method :&, :intersection unless method_defined? :&
 end
 
 # Ruby 1.8.5 doesn't have tap
 module Kernel
   def tap
     yield(self)
     self
   end unless method_defined?(:tap)
 end